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Parents meet to draft stringent Application form for their daughters

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The Uganda Parents Association of Uganda (UPAU) met last Saturday at Tigeress Hotel in Kampala to share ideas on how to fight cases where their daughters get married to total douche-bags instead of responsible men. What emerged from the closed door meeting  is a very stringent application process that all Ugandan men have to go through in order to marry anyone’s daughter. Amawulire got a copy of the letter and here it is below:


I, ______________________ , hereby apply to marry your beautiful daughter Sir. I am _____ years old.

Please answer the following questions honestly.

1. Do you go to church/mosque? Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No.
3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No.
4. Are you working? Yes/No.
5. Do you have a car? Yes/No.

If your answer to any of the above questions is NO, do not continue & quietly leave my house. Don’t look back as you walk out. If all your answers were YES, then you may continue.

1. In 50 words or more, describe the disadvantages of cheating in marriage.________________________________
2. With the aid of a diagram, explain how you can give respect to your father/mother in-law.
3. Suppose your wife says, “honey, I need money for my hair at the saloon”, what would be yo answer?___________________
4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce. ________________________________________
5. What does the term ‘good husband’ mean to you? ____________________________________
6. Do you have both yo mum & dad? Yes/No. If No, explain why?
7. Were your parents legally married? Yes/No. If YES, for how long? If the time of their marriage is less than your
age, explain why you were born out of wedlock.
8. Explain the meaning of ”COME HOME EARLY” as used by married women. (100 words)
9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a man to sleep outside his house.
10. In case of divorce, who do you think is the owner of the kids between father and mother?

Answer the following by Yes or No.

1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No.
2. Do you smoke? Yes/No.
3. Are you short-tempered? Yes/No.


1. When can you be free for interviews? ____________________
2. When can be the best time to interview your dad?____________________
3. When can I interview your mum? ____________________
4. When can I interview your church pastor/mosque imam
5. Please stick your passport size photo below, which will be put in all the daily newspapers for 1 week to cross-
check if you have other girlfriends or on wanted list by Uganda Police or other law enforcement agencies.


Sign here: ________________ Finger Print: __________

Thank you for showing interest in my daughter. Your application will be processed in 1 year and six months time. You will be acknowledged only if you emerge successful. As you wait for my response, please don’t call me, or visit
me, or contact my daughter, you will be disqualified automatically. Leave your details below in case I need to ask you more questions.
Postal Address: ___________________________ Email: _____________________
Phone: ______________________
Facebook name and password for spying on you. ________________

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